Time off for bad behaviour

I am having a few days off, so there will be no more posts until next week, or Blair & Brown get married, whichever is the sooner.

What's his name?

Who dresses him?

New Pope - Press make a meal of it.

Eggs Benedict?

Liberal Pope forlorn hope

Road Map to Piece (here, and here, and also here)

20/4/05

Catholic tastes in fashion

GENUINE FIRE (& SMOKE) SALE AT PAPAL-OUTFITS.COM
Hurry for your chance to own a once in a generation outfit - while stocks last! Choose from our 3 ensembles:

JC The Jackboot Conservative. Our first and biggest selling outfit, you will definitely look and feel the part in this one. Very popular with ex-members of the Hitler Youth. A tight fit, this one doesn't give an inch. Previous customers report this outfit improved their prospects of promotion - or at least it felt that way!

YB The Why Beige? Because it has the appearance of the JC (without close inspection), but a little more room to move. The safe choice.

PR The Pure Radical, our latest outfit. This has plenty of room to move - definitely a liberal fit. This is our first ensemble made in the Third World thanks to Globalisation. The brave choice.

All outfits:

• Carry a lifetime guarantee;
• Have been tested in the Popemobile at up to 200 km/hr (note the colours merge to Buddhist saffron at that speed);
• Have been treated with 'Pigeon-Freedom of Religion' coating (tm) to easily remove deposits from the feathered inhabitants of St Peter's Square.

Hurry! The fire sale must end soon.

Note - If you see the same outfit advertised cheaper elsewhere we will match the price (and ex-communicate the offender)

Browned off!

In a close contest for this week's most trivial election story, the Sun wins by a whisker (or is that a whimper?).

Rover Over and Out

For sale:ex-Director's vehicle - rarely used, only driven to the bank on Fridays (before lunch), rest of the time driver asleep at the wheel . Owner going overseas, really, really soon.