Catholic tastes in fashion

GENUINE FIRE (& SMOKE) SALE AT PAPAL-OUTFITS.COM
Hurry for your chance to own a once in a generation outfit - while stocks last! Choose from our 3 ensembles:

JC The Jackboot Conservative. Our first and biggest selling outfit, you will definitely look and feel the part in this one. Very popular with ex-members of the Hitler Youth. A tight fit, this one doesn't give an inch. Previous customers report this outfit improved their prospects of promotion - or at least it felt that way!

YB The Why Beige? Because it has the appearance of the JC (without close inspection), but a little more room to move. The safe choice.

PR The Pure Radical, our latest outfit. This has plenty of room to move - definitely a liberal fit. This is our first ensemble made in the Third World thanks to Globalisation. The brave choice.

All outfits:

• Carry a lifetime guarantee;
• Have been tested in the Popemobile at up to 200 km/hr (note the colours merge to Buddhist saffron at that speed);
• Have been treated with 'Pigeon-Freedom of Religion' coating (tm) to easily remove deposits from the feathered inhabitants of St Peter's Square.

Hurry! The fire sale must end soon.

Note - If you see the same outfit advertised cheaper elsewhere we will match the price (and ex-communicate the offender)