Iraqi ownside bomber strikes in UK

On Thursday a new type of bomber in the Iraq insurgency struck, this time in the UK. The person authorities are hunting is the driver of a bus from a company called "New Labour" and his accomplice. The driver is believed to be known as 'Tony'. It is not clear how he managed to blow up the bus, causing 45 casualties, but escape without injury himself.

Eyewitnesses said the bus was being driven recklessly for a long time before the explosion and that for most of that time 'Tony' was being given directions by an accomplice only known as 'Dubya' or 'the dumb-one'.

Off-the-record, Chief Superintendent Joseph Public said that 'Tony' wouldn't get far. "He is only fooling himself if he thinks he will make it to Christmas" said Public. Public also said an informer, codenamed 'Mr Brown' was helping them with their inquiries.

A new support group "Victims Of Tony England Region" (VOTER) is also pledging to do all it can to bring the monster to justice.